I know he's so proud of his member
But big, long, and crooked means nothing if you can't perform
While he's got his head up his ass
So filled with arrogance
I know that he's just a pre-ejaculating pussy
I know this show he puts on is all an act
It's not much to be proud of
That's a fact
So what if you're circumcised?!
Does this make you special?
It's made him into a sensitive little girl
And what kind of man chooses to surround himself with the company of men
Over a woman waiting at home?
Sure as hell doesn't come off as straight
But he claims to be a homophobe
So while he pretends to be some kind of "sex god"
Let me warn you, he's not so great
He knocks up everything he sticks his pecker in
He thinks he's too good for protection
I swear he's in love with his own erection
Truth is, he's a walking health hazard
He takes and takes if the opportunity is there
Girl, you are better off keeping on that underwear
He'll get mad with the consequence
Because responsibility to him, it's just too "unfair"
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